Twilight

Twilight used to just be a time of day. Unfortunatly, now it means a lot more.

Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.

Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.

Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.

Girl: "OMGEEE, I love Twilight so muchh!!!111"

Other girl: "God help me".

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