Alex

THE ABSOLUTE DOPEST PERSON YOULL EVER FUCKING MEET. You think you’re all kool and shit now?.... yeah... just wait til’ you meet an Alex. She is by FAR the KOOLEST KAT around. I mean by far by far tho. Like if you take the second koolest kat around and put them next to her, you’d be like who the f is this other guy? Get him outta here he looks like trash compared to this sick gal, Alex. Without a doubt alooox is a real yehawer, a real neat boyo, a totally terrific scronch. Anyone would be glad to have an Alex in their life. She makes everyone have the largggggeeee smiles.

Guy 1: YO YO YO I JUST SNORTED THIS BOONCH SO HARD IM HELLA WACKED RN!
Guy 2: wowwww dont you think you’re kool. Well guess what I know this gal that U ain’t got shit on.
Guy 1: well who the heck is this being you spek uv? I don’t believe a thing you say becuz you a stooopid head HAHA GOTTEM
*Alex walks in*
Guy 1: OH SHHHHHHH... DAMNNNNN! Wow I’m so sorry I was so wrong. Now that... THATS A KOOL KAT! I am humbled by her presence.

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