ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

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intern

A Democratic Semen Recepticle.

Bill and Al fucked her intern.

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sleep

Married sex.

God I hope she doesn't read this!

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cumback

When an out of work pornstar returns for an encore performance, for $500.

This week Bunny Blu makes her cumback.

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tera patrick

The hottest thing on two legs...um...I mean on her back.

Tera Patrick is such a whore.

416👍 90👎

dragnet

The best way to catch a Queen.

The police had a dragnet at Andy Dick's House last night. (Also see hornet)

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fittin

ready to take some action.

I fittin ta nut onya Shaquineesha.

99👍 36👎