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kumquat

A fruit with a juicy surprise inside.

His dick's so small, he has to screw a kumquat.

by aereilly August 3, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


eskimo

Really cool people.

Do Eskimos dip their dick in antifreeze?

by aereilly August 3, 2003

333๐Ÿ‘ 218๐Ÿ‘Ž


feeding the fish

1)What Mr. Rogers did every show.

2)Cumming underwater.

Look at Fred Rogers feeding those fish. Kids, get out of the pool !

by aereilly July 31, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž