hari

Adjective meaning "so-so" or "middling."
Based on the Johari Window, a personality-measuring technique created by Joseph Luft and Harry Ingham, and the Nohari window, a negative spin popularized in an online quiz created by Kevan Davis circa 2006. "Hari" is the mid-point between johari and nohari.

Synonym: meh

While Neopolitan ice cream is delicious, vanilla is just hari.

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mall cute

(adj., male) Generically attractive. The type of boy you might find roaming around the mall with a group of friends who all have the same haircut and similar clothing. Also can be used as a noun: mall cutie.

Girl 1: Our waiter is so cute.

Girl 2: Eh, he's just mall cute. There's nothing that special about him.

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mall pretty

(adj., female) Generically attractive. The type of girl you might find roaming around the mall with a group of friends who all have the same hairstyle and similar clothing. Also can be used as a noun.

Boy 1: (pointing to a group of mall pretty girls) That's my new girlfriend.

Boy 2: Which one?

Boy 1: The one in the pink shirt with her hair in a ponytail.

Boy 2: Dude, they're are all dressed like that. You're dating a mall pretty.

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vanity floss

Using dental floss to clean only the teeth people can see when you smile.

All I had time for this morning was a vanity floss. I'll get to the molars tomorrow, I swear! Or maybe this weekend.