Why am I alive

When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends

Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend

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no u

The easiest way to defeat someone in an arguement

You-" your mum gay:
Them-"that doesnt work i have more power. Your dad lesbian"
You- " ye sure. no u"
Them- *commits neck rope roof top*

oof

When you feel like having the time of ur life for a female to say oof but you dont have a female

You- "I want a female to oof"
Also you when u get no girl- "oof:

poo

When you are in a ro evolution game and they score in the last minute and you lose.

Them- *scores in last minute to win
You- "poo"
Them- *commits reset*