Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

Gaga Bi

When somebody claims to be bisexual although they have never publicly dated or shown interest in somebody of the same sex, akin to the pop star Lady Gaga.

Person 1: I’m a proud bisexual woman but I really only date guys

Person 2: You’re so fucking Gaga Bi