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The greatest beach bocce player of past, present, and future.
Winner of the 2020 USBBO, Winner of the 2021 USBBO, Winner of the 2022 USBBO, Winner of the 2023 USBBO, 13-time defending champion of Chuck at the Tuck, put Christmas back on the map, proud owner of Seveâs book⦠sometimes he dominates without even trying, get better⦠put your hands together for the one, the only⦠Mickle⦠Thwiiist!!!
*sincere claps from audience, a few boos*
Micklethwist: 1v1, itâs just me, and Jordan. Never lost.
When Zeus gives a dolphin the option of either being struck by lightning or selling real estate.
When people ask me what my dolphin job is, I tell them that I had an amporporatus last year, and they can use that information to infer that I am a real estate agent.
The void between your seat and the center console.
I dropped my phone in the moib.
Banging all available silverware on oneâs front porch in protest of an incoming tornado
That twister wouldâve taken a hard right down Cedar if Jimmy wouldâve remembered the spoons. The ptaindelka was incomplete, and now weâre staying with the Smurf worship commune.
The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.
You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!
When invited to a war reenactment, instead of properly participating, you bring a T-shirt cannon with dog poop as ammo, find a stealthy spot in range of the opponentâs base, and fire away over their wall to gross them out, allowing your side to move in and win, and angering everyone in the process
Thatâs Dirkâs fourth flankstankbeebee this year, who keeps inviting him to these things?
The village goatkeeper who failed his mancofteclause as a boy.
Jimmy knows that goatkeeping is a difficult job and regrets being born into the village.