Hffmelly Eggs

A word used to describe something random, Tim Lincecum sucks; a word that most cannot say but is used to lighten a situation.

Cody: Man Tim Lincecum likes dudes huh??

Rob: ......Hffmelly eggs

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Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

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