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east jessamine middle school

East Jessamine Middle School was founded by nazis. its in hell but hell is shaped like a kentucky hole thing in that place thats like under canadad.It is run by drill sargent bill who is evil & fingers children named freddy. he picks it. he blows it.DSB (drill sargent bill) sucks (it) & after a hard days work of blowing/fingering children he goes 2 ur house & does ur mom. and then your sister. & sometimes the family pet. but if your lucky he just gives you a lolly pop. Strangers have the best candy though, not dsb. it will all be over soon, my pet, cause soon all the children will unite against dsb as like 800 or so kenny mcCormicks and like die and then he wont hav freddys to finger so he can die cause he will no longer hav a purpose in life.

sarah can type in the dark. because she learned it at ejms.

by agent smith July 3, 2004

8πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


loaf

Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

by agent smith May 24, 2003

375πŸ‘ 254πŸ‘Ž


loaf

"A Loaf" refers to a whole uncut bread, not a chunk. A loaf is the complete item, as removed from the oven. Bread in it's virgin state. (Western style bread I think, doesn't really work for unleavened breads eg. Pitta, Nan, Chappatti etc.).

Are you going to buy a wholemeal loaf or a granary loaf.
What a ready sliced white loaf? Shame on you!

by agent smith May 24, 2003

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


DEI

Refers to "Diversity Equity, inclusion" is sometimes referred by conservative parties as a way to refer to people of color.

A DEI airline worker, dies after being sucked into jet engine so violently it 'shook entire plane'...

by agent smith April 4, 2024


go to the hot plate

what you say instead of go to hell

I hate you, you faggot. Go to the hot plate!

by agent smith June 25, 2004


wysiwwg

What You See Is What We Got
ie. one of those stores where everything is on the shelves, also commanly used in police stakeouts (see example)

cop:I heard that you got some guns here.
shopkeeper:wysiwwg

by agent smith May 16, 2004

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


wysiayg

What You See Is All You Get.

Person1:Hey, if we bid for the supermodel...
person2:Nah, it's wysiayg.

by agent smith May 10, 2004

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž