twat

The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

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taint

The sixth step in the tweeting following tweet, twat, kilotwat, megatwat and gigatwat. Equal to 10 billion twats or 10 trillion tweets.

The twitter-sphere reached two taints today after Kim Kardashian's breast implants exploded on an airplane.

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