memory lanus

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Deja-poo

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a trip down Memory Lanus

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Deja-poo

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Memory Lanus

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a good Deja-poo.

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infinite jack

The act of jacking off to a picture of yourself jacking off.

He found his own touch most satisfying while caught in the midst of an Infinite Jack.

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Deer in Headlights

When you accidently lock eyes with a bro taking a dump in the woods, and then you dream about him sexually.

AKA: The Brokeback Outhouse

Randy wanted to remain drinking buddies, but after the "Deer in Headlights," Doug just couldn't do it.

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Groucho Marx

Occurs when you are getting oral sex and your own pubes make it appear as though the "giver" has a mustache.

It was hard for Hans to not laugh as Wendy kept busting the Groucho Marx out.

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vanity mirror

The act of calling out your own name while achieving orgasm, while engaged in intercourse with another person.

After the Vanity Mirror incident, Stacey could tell Bruce was only in love with himself.

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Compton Otter Pop

The act of pissing in or on your own hand and then slapping someone in the face.

After Doug gave him a Compton Otter Pop, Jerry quit drinking and went home.

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