281er

Typically, someone that lives in the 281 area code surrounding Houston. They buy all their clothes from the outlet malls or Katy Mills Mall. They wear abercrombie & fitch, American Eagle, Vans, or Hollister. They have streaky highlights. 281ers use slang even though they are white. They are terrible at sports, and noticed by every 713.

You can tell, she is a 281er.