Sigma Chi

Sigma Chi is a national t-shirt club recognized by many colleges, one highlighted here is Clarkson University. This doesn't speak for every chapter, but the one at Clarkson is sincerely pathetic. Honestly, you couldn't have to do any less to get letters. It is known to be true amongst Clarkson students that at least 51% of the house's population is homosexual, a staggering 43% more homosexuals than the Phi Mu Alpha fraternity (recognized by the Crane School of Music). Of the 10% of Clarkson's ethnic population, 9.87% (only the basketball players are not included in this figure) are brothers of the Sigma Chi fraternity. It is obvious that Sigma Chi likes black limp dick (no offense though, really). The few pretty interesting women at Clarkson wouldn't even think of hooking up with a Sigma Chi brother... let alone a Potsdam chick. It's just a shame that fraternities like this exist.

Sigma Chi likes it in the ass.

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