twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

snatch scratcher

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.

I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.

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