flesh lotus

Another name for female genitalia.

I can't wait to taste the nectar of my girlfriend's flesh lotus.

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fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

flyjob

The act of giving someone head while they are flying an airplane.

"My girlfriend gave me a roadjob."

"Oh yeah? Well I got a flyjob yesterday at 69,000 feet!"

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