weapons of minor destruction

The only thing we can actually find in Iraq-- a couple of grenades, some guns, and a few fireworks.

Bush: "We succeeded in our goal of finding Weapons of Minor Destruction... what? Mass destruction... err, when did I say that?" *Shifty eyed Bush*

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mp3

The best thing to happen to the music industry since the CD-- yet the RIAA hasn't taken advantage of it, but thinks of it as an enemy.

"Dur... I am the head of the RIAA, and I wanna take all of the money of the little people sharing MP3s!"

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RIAA

Disrespectful people trying to steal a buck. Idiots and retards of the world think that stealing from them is wrong.

"Dur, I am the RIAA and hate MP3's! Everything should be handed to me on a silver platter! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME" - RIAA

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meatshake

The greatest byproduct of meats in the world. It's made out of the leftover juices, and other various unused parts of meat. Very tastey.

Doctor: "How did you manage to clog up your arteries AND get food poisoning at the same time?"
Bob: "One word, doc. And that's 'meatshake.'"

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slut

Someone who sleeps with everyone except you.

ShonenKid211: OMG... she is succh a slut!
Jimmy7a: LOl... I think too.

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