RashMachine

a lady who has the misfortune of looking like she was put through a mangle. repeatedly!!

1. cor blimey, look at that fat rash machine over!
2. shes fuckin rash
3. that rash machine looks like she climed the ugly tree, fell out, hit every ugly branch on the way down then the ugly tree fell on her, then unfortunately she slid off the edge of the ugly ravine, nuf sed!!!

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love.

n. An abstract feeling about a person. It usally means you want to spend all your time with that person, day and night.

v. put midly, in a bed, usally, nude with a person.

n. I love you

v. I made love with her.

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butters

This means 'ugly' when used to describe a person. I think it comes from 'butterface', as in 'nice body, but her face...'

"She is well butters"

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Jimmy Leg

While masturbating, some men, and usually using lubricant, rub a spot on their penis that causes their leg to shake. Much like scratching a dog when getting scratched in the right way makes their leg shake.

John: Dude, I think the guy in the men's room was masturbating in the stall.
Adam: How do you know?
John: He had the jimmy leg goin and everything!

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transcisive

slightly idiotic

Gees you're transcisive

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Armageddon

When a man or woman takes some sort of tube, sticks it up their ass, and then has a gerbal or other small animal run up inside and into the person...can you say Richard Gere?

Gerbal into ass via pipe

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Flip a Nip

-Freak out
-Go Crazy
-Feeling after having a night of sweaty sex with Andy Burn's mom
-Take a smash while eating a bowl of cereal naked, while Andy's mom is giving you a BJ

"Man, dtop flipin a Nip"

"Dude last night i flipped a nip"

"Step right up, step right up, Flip a Nip for 50 cents, yes she's cheap!"

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