home wrecker

A 1.75 L bottle of liquor. When drank properly, one or two a day, causes families to break up.

Man, that guy is an alcoholic... he just bought two home wreckers and his kids are crying and hungry in the car.

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hilltopper

The dumbass sitting on the toilet seat in an outdoor pit toilet when the pile of shit reaches your bunghole.

Hey man, that crap was so big I just became the hilltopper.

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