platypus

Probably the greatest animal on the planet; not only is it a duckbilled beaver monster--it has venom-injecting spurs on its ankle. Similar to Helen Keller on the list of God's greatest jokes.

Poor grandma, she should of known the noble platypus was far superior to her dentures

Dude people get by dogs, no one fucks with a platypus

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