Sofiana

A gorgeous, Greek, girl... possibly even a Greek goddess. Sofiana, commonly referred to as Sofi. Sofi is kind, sweet, and often very clumsy. She can often be found with her best friend Kenzi and her man friend.

Don’t get near her though, guys, her man friend will have your head.

But if you come across her, make sure you say hi and give her chocolate, candy, and ice cream. She’ll love you forever.

“Who’s that pretty girl? She doesn’t seem real,”
“Oh, that’s Sofiana! Hit her up! Wait, no, her man friend...”

Kenzi

A girl that deserves literally nothing in this life or the next. She try’s to be kind and fails. If she’s lucky she’ll most likely marry a hobo straight out of a dumpster.

“Ew what is that monstrosity!?”

“Oh... I’ve heard that’s a Kenzi.”

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