Myspace

1. A place where people can't fit in the real world. So they fit in the virtual world.

2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.

3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.

4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.

5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.

6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"

7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.

"Are you Daphne from myspace?"

"Yes I am."

"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"

"Photoshop"

"...."

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