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Enormus Breasts
Damn, check out the jumbo magumbo bo bo bangers on her!!!
It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.
Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
A mound of pubic hair.
Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.
When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.
Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"
It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.
Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
It's a cross between a Moose Knuckle and Clam Shell.
Fuck, that girl's pants are so tight, that I think her Clam Knuckle is going to rip right through them.