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It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.
" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "
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When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.
Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...
Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.
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Enormus Breasts
Damn, check out the jumbo magumbo bo bo bangers on her!!!
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When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.
Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"
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It's a cross between a Moose Knuckle and Clam Shell.
Fuck, that girl's pants are so tight, that I think her Clam Knuckle is going to rip right through them.
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Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
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