ketchup packet

Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.

"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"

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