Random
Source Code

¹

tiny number

Person1: ¹
Person2: wow that is a small number

by akselly March 12, 2021


Wanna take this to the bedroom?

The thing that someone says when they are with theyr lover and they get horny so they wanna fuck.

Man: wanna take this to the bedroom?
Woman: yes
Man: alright, i'll grab this end you grab the other.

by akselly March 12, 2021


no♥️

no♥️ is usually used by cringy, basic, non funny tiktok girls or just really annoying. They think it's the best response in an arguement but they just look stupid

Tom: Sarah you suck
Sarah: no♥️

by akselly October 3, 2020

30👍 28👎


peepeepoopoo check

peepeepoopoo check is a sentence that is used in ironic tiktoks or actual funny tiktoks, it's ironic about the pee or poo jokes that toddlers make. it's also the best sentence ever. You can say it and it will make perfect sense at any time.

Jack: I just took a shit
James: Peepeepoopoo check

Carl: look at this drip
Cark: peepeepoopoo check

Roe: peepeepoopoo check "wearing a thanks mask"

by akselly October 3, 2020

51👍 7👎


Deeply Depressed

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"

Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-

Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.

by akselly March 12, 2021

4👍 2👎


🏳️

The surrender flag.

☭卐: haha we will kill you xD
🇪🇪: PLEASE NO DONT, 🏳️🏳️ I SURRENDER

by akselly March 12, 2021


You

a disappointment

You: hi
Parents: You're a disappointment

by akselly March 12, 2021