glove banger

for a male or another person to cause ejaculation with one's hand, gloved or ungloved.

I didn't meet any nice women tonight, looks like I'll have to settle for a glove banger.

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five-finga stinga

to quickly jab someone between the buttcheeks with all five fingers, works when person is clothed as well.

When my boyfriend got out of the shower, I snuck up on him with a five-finga stinga.

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