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Solsbury Court C4

Not the place to be. (Unless you're one of Hannah's bitches or love the smell of rotting fish e.g. Gary's cooking).

Please don't make me go to Solsbury Court C4! I'm begging you!

by alan January 19, 2004


fnb

aka first national bank, a south africann bank that's pay-off line is 'How can we help you?' in all reality they should change it to 'How can we fuck you?'

oh look fnb is taking all my money without even telling me! oh goody!

by alan October 21, 2004

7πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Jesus dandruff

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.

by alan May 10, 2004

14πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

by alan December 2, 2003

8πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by alan March 19, 2005

17πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


SuperNova

Fucking idiot. Starwars fanboy in denial, with no life, a small cock and a fat head.

Simon AKA Gothmog the Tosser

by alan March 3, 2005

15πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Block-and-drop joint

A bar in the early 1910's, which served "needled" or fortified beer. So called because you have a drink, walk a block and drop dead. Also called a "blind pig."

The proprietors of the block-and-drop joint had set up a practice of drugging their beer, then rolling the patrons that passed out.

by alan June 5, 2004