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man under the umbrella

a mans dick

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic

by alan October 14, 2003

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Chinese

Commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all Asian Americans and Asian imigrants.

Person # 1: Dude, look at that Chinese girl over there, hot isn't she?

Person # 2: Hey, man, her names Mary, her parents are Korean, and I've known her since middle school!

by alan May 8, 2004

5619πŸ‘ 1368πŸ‘Ž


groke

A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.

"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"

by alan March 2, 2004

26πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Xpert

An 'Xpert' is someone who can over come nearly every obstacle.
Mainly associated as somebody who has exceptional computer knowledge and a person who will always aspire to be better.

This type of person is often fond of a quote like
"This war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair... greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope... against this peril we must never surrender. No one knows the shape of the future, or where it will take us -- we know only that the future is always born in pain."

If you played an 'Xpert' on Halo, be prepared to lose.

by alan January 6, 2005

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 5, 2004

17πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


2mb

1. Tomb.

2. Huge ass pussy.

by alan August 25, 2003

15πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by alan September 22, 2003

24πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž