cereal

the international food of stoners

dude hahaha im so hungry haha and so baked lets get some cereal

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Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

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looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

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puppy

slang term for penis

hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?

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chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

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G-men

Term for the FBI, CIA and other government intelligence agents.

The name comes from a 1930's movie glorifying the efforts of government agents in their fight against organised crime.

Do we really want panty-wearing G-men monitoring our activities on the Internet?

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parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face

dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute

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