Alaskan Menstruation

When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.

Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.

Alaskan Snow Hole

When one shits in the snow, let’s it become an icicle, then fucks themself or someone else with it until it becomes warm shit again.

I shat so much that i had to give James the Alaskan Snow Hole.