when you are jewish but don't believe anything about teh religion
(it could apply to any religion)
hey when's your bar mitzvah?
oh im not having one im an athejew
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jerking off
(geddit? richard = dick)
boy: i think about you when im beating up richard...
girl: ..................wtf ur a stranger
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man + boobs = moobs
when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest
people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
proof god wanted us to be happy
guy 1: dude drugs are bad for you
stoner: you only say that cuz its illegal, bro...they help me escape the troubles for a bit
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