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Gropey

The secret 8th dwarf. He doesn't get let out anymore.

Dopey: Hey, remember Gropey?
Doc: Don't speak of him.

by alecwind June 26, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kato, the Shaky One

The man who, followed by a mustard attack, had a liquid beverage poured on him in his sleep, found in the video "Kato slipped up again got damn it"

Kato was peacefully sleeping on a couch, similar to his previous victim experiences, while a terrorist sneaks into his room, pouring an unknown liquidized substance upon Kato's face. He begins trembling, either out of confusion or fear, or maybe both, before waking up and wiping the mystery water off his cranium. Kato begins verbally abusing the young minor terrorist, followed by the shouts of faceless people off tape. After listening to the terrorist, Kato becomes delusional, believing he is drowning to death. Kato begins stripping down to his undergarments, displaying a wife-beater while still being confused, although visibly more angry than earlier in the tape.

Kato lives in fear everyday since the Kato Attacks of 2012, flashing back to the rough and scary times he has survived thus far.

Me: Have you heard of the incident of Kato, the Shaky One?
Friend: Alas, I have sir.

by alecwind July 19, 2021


guy for ketchup

Me irl

Me: *squirts ketchup*
Random man eating corn dog: Mmm, damn.
Me: Guy for ketchup

by alecwind July 19, 2021


barbet

barbet

Friend: Hello!
Me: barbet

by alecwind June 26, 2021


barbets

More than one barbet.

Friend: Hello!
Me: Barbets

by alecwind June 26, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž