half life 2

a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.

dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines

41👍 8👎

pie

a piece of crap food thats so dry, it tastes like youre eating dirt.

mom:hey honey, would you like son pie?
son:no thanks, that stuff tastes like sh1t!