Pink giggle stick.

A man's penis/cock/dick/willy/knob/prick.

"Do you want ago of my 'Pink giggle stick.' " ?

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Bagaclava

A bag or covering to hide the face of a person who has a ugly face but a hot body.

That EDL angel I took home lastnight had a smoking hot body but a butt ugly face. I had to use a Bagaclava to cover her face, just to get an erection.

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Twatitude

Twat-a-tude, Noun: The state of ones attitude being so course that it makes them a twat.

Mainly found to affect teens.

Usage example:-

"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"

"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'

(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)

Usage example:-

"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"

"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'

(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)

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