come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

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fortune cookie

cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.

"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"

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Our Kid

Affectionate term for one's own younger brother or sister or a friend's younger sibling.

"Something's afoot with our kid there. She came in at 3 am last night, reeking of whiskey and without her knickers"

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Wallbanger

Sexual intercourse that takes place up against a wall, usually furtive. Most often takes place due to not being able to share a bedroom with one's love when visiting family for the holidays, because of strict parental guidelines, regardless of one's age.

While everyone was in the dining room feasting on the Christmas goose, Mark and Christine snuck around the corner by the den for a wallbanger before dessert arrived on the table.

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Dip

Stupid, idiotic, or oblivious person

Your such a dip!

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Green Welly Brigade

Members of the upper-middle class who participate in countryside pursuits such as riding, fox hunting, shooting skeet, etc. Distinguishable by their green Wellington boots and wax jackets. Orig. UK

“I felt like a right eejit on holiday with his family, being as I can barely ride, and they practically head up the Green Welly Brigade and all."

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shufty

To have a glance or to look at.

"Be sure to have a good shufty at the pre-nuptial agreement you're signing."

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