fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

9👍 32👎

wrigley dog

Much the same as a chili dog except you vomit on the girls chest before titty fucking instead of shitting on her chest.

I was going to give her a chili dog but I threw up on her chest instead so I gave her the Wrigley dog.

5👍 7👎