Alienating

You've heard of planking, owling, Tebow-ing, and other such fads, camera poses, and methods of trolling. Now prepare yourself for the newest one: "Alienating". With this new trend, you go around doing the popular pose that Giorgio Tsoukalos (guy from Ancient Aliens with the crazy hair) does and yell "ALIENS!" because let's face it, he tends to come up with the single most hilarious explanations to life's questions.

The fad was created by a meme that pictured two guys on a rollercoaster doing the pose and yelling "ALIENS!" to the people below, using the speed of the ride to mimic his crazy hairstyle, but alienating can be used to interrupt the conversations of random strangers when a question is asked as well, answering with the obvious reason "ALIENS"!

You are walking along when you notice two random people having a conversation and decide to mess with them since there are few consequences seeing as they are complete strangers.

Person A: "Yeah man, I don't even know where I could have left my keys."
Person B: "I don't get it dude, you are usually so organized with everything, but now you've been misplacing stuff all the time: your watch, wallet, phone, laptop, and now your keys?"
Person A: "I know, I know. I just don't understand why it keeps happening lately."

At this point, you decide to make your move and pick up speed to run past them to ensure a clean getaway so that you aren't left awkwardly standing there.

You (troll making the pose while running): "ALIENS!"

After you execute this maneuver:

Person A: "...Okay...what's with that guy?"
Person B: "Aw crap, we just got 'alienated'! I have to admit though, he got us good haha."
Person A: "A new trend, huh? I'm gonna look up this Alienating thing so I can use it on people."

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