When a fart comes out through your dick hole.
What's that sound? Is that a gremlin playing a kazoo? No, that was a cock burp.
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Postmodernist artwork imitating the good old days of abstract expressionism. Designer friendly artwork offering no insight into anything at all, employing a similar vocabulary of smudges, stains, spray paint, flecks, spills, splotches, and almost-monochromatic fields.
That generic AbEx wannabe painting is a total work of crapstraction.
An abstract painting made with repeated brush strokes, drips, pours, and/or splatters, resulting in a self-indulgent, overworked mess.
That Jackson Pollock was a real master of painterbation.