Area 51

I’m sorry what is that

Area 51 was an army base in the US that held people with 2 penises and aliens. It was demolished by 650,000+ people on the 20th September 2019 at approximately 3am. Perpetrators include Dolan Dark, Grandayy, Jaystation and a random jake pauler who probably uses a supreme money gun.

Harry: Hey what’s Area 51?
Bartholomew: Do you not remember anally penetrating that shit show?
Harry: no
Bartholomew: *Walks into cupboard and comes back with alien nigga.*
Bartholomew: Look here’s my alien nigga.

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