sex lotion

lube

"hey, you got any sex lotion"

2👍 1👎

packing

walking around with a huge dick

"youre packing dude"

952👍 67👎

Cum Gun

The act of cumming into a super soaker and spraying it on your girlfriend

"lets have a cum gun battle"

9👍 2👎

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

5👍 2👎

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

16👍 1👎

kael

a guy with a really bad farmers tan

"yooooo you have a kael goin on"

7👍 7👎

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

7👍 1👎