archaeology pooh

When you have neglected to clean the litter box so long that when you do finally scoop it you find pooh encased in clumped pee concrete rocks that would essentially require a chisel to remove. ie kitty poop fossils

I haven't cleaned Mr. Whiskers box in 3 days and discovered archaeology pooh.

abominable

Arousing disgust and hatred; detestable; loathesome. Very unpleasant; disagreeable.

You are ten thousand times so abominable in his eyes as the most hateful and venemous serpent is in ours.

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Deathbeating

the act of beating someone to death
the title of one who professionally deathbeats would be a deathbeater.

Person 1: Hey, when will Cassie be here?
Person 2: She won't be back until later, I heard she's out deathbeating.
Person 1: Oh, so she's a deathbeater.
Person 2: Yes, yes she is.

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