The positive female equivalent of getting a blow job. Cunnilingus. Also known as the verb to be "lolly-popped."
"LJ" for short.
Why is it that women never brag about getting low jobs?
He's a nice guy but he sucks at giving low jobs.
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Female version: A woman who is wrongfully accused of performing oral sex to a married dude during a resort destination wedding only based on "his" testimony. Character defamation. The victim of excessive male bravado.
Male version: A woman who freely gives blow jobs to a married man at a wedding. Yayyaah.
Universally abridged version: an international blow job related incident of global concern where the jury is still out on what really transpired.
Man: "Man if i hadn't just gotten married, i would totally get Saskia'd."
Woman: "The thought of her getting Saskia'd is SO upsetting. My fly girl was not trying to swallow some fly....she just met the dude and thought he was an arrogant prick---plus it was waaay too humid to be in a tiny bathroom giving a hummer."
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