boohoo man music

A particular genre of house music which one would hear in any mainstream UK club with VIP booths and crap champagne, particularly popular with 20-30 year old men who have a grandfather clock tattoo on their hand, tight "muscle fit" V neck t-shirts from Boohoo Man and also enjoy Love Island. Usual hallmarks are a generic two bar bassline pattern at 124 bpm, the same repetitive off beat hi hat, stabby piano chords with zero creativity and an overused female vocal sample usually singing about "baby I'm losing control, never let it go" or similar.

- "Hey bro, what's this track which sounds exactly like every other track on the radio at the moment?"
- "I forget the name mate - could be a Joel Corry track? Pretty sure it sounds like a generic Boohoo man music track though"

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