smooth move exlax

When someone makes a not so smooth move, one would use this phrase in a verbally ironic fashion.
Exlax is a common laxative which causes "smooth movements" of the bowels so to speak.
By using this statement, you are comparing a persons action to that of a laxative.

"You guys, I left the door to the bathroom unlocked, and just got caught wanking off!"
"Smooth move exlax"

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Dog-cat

Any of various other carnivorous mammals of the family Felidae, which includes the lion, tiger, leopard, and lynx, but yet also at the same time is a domesticated carnivorous mammal (Canis familiaris) related to the foxes and wolves and raised in a wide variety of breeds.

As the dog-cat passed by me i felt an exhilarating shrivel up my spine.

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fuse

the complete opposite of mtv... mtv plays mostly all rap songs that are good rap songs and people who like rap like those songs cuz theyre the videos they wanna see and then theyre are SOME poppunk videos that real people into real punk type music hate.. punkposers listen to that type of punk... but on fuse its the complete opposite... they play mostly punk songs and music that people who listen to punk actually wanna hear... then they play SOME rap videos that real people into real rap type music hate... ghettposers listen to that type of rap...

mtv lineup: rap songs, rap songs, rap songs, GOOD CHAROLETTE!
fuse lineup: punk songs, punk songs, punk songs, MASE!

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Skank

A certain group of flute players who like to pull pranks on unsuspecting victims. They tend to sign these pranks "Love--An Army Of Skanks"

ex: "Did you see what those skanks did to the drummers?!"
"Yeah, they totally annihilated the drums."

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gsbians

An awesome group of people who for the most part are Green Day fans,but they don't have to be.

gsbians: bored~to~death, flyday,i'm so emo I shit eyeliner

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YA DA DA MEAN?

Its Ya Da Da Mean what you mean ignorant...
-YADADAI!!!: WAt it IS Nigga? or HEY!(sup with it)

"Ya Da Dai my nig..."

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the dresden dolls

the coolest girl band like ever... not some pop ass shit ur used to they have the best style of music...

coin operated boy, girl anarchism

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