Choonage

British lingo for 'tuneage', ie 'music'.

"Mind if I put some choonage on?"

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spit-it

an old italin man that steals sweatpants and rapes little girls

That stupid spit-it tried to get in my little sisters va jing jang

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jote

This word has the power to mean WHATEVER you want it to mean. It can have a positive or negative connotation; it can be an adjective, adverb, verb, noun, preposition, etc. Jote can also replace the 'F' word.
lara ally florg

That in-line skater is jotingly jotable when he's a joting joter that non-jotingly jotes jote-iciously.

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froggers

A term for a french class.

Tata, I have to go to froggers!

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Immeh

A universal term used for a variety of reasons and in different situations such as: distress, happiness, confusion, humour, boredom, ecstacy..etc.
However the speaker sees fit to use it is proper. Please note, the two founders of this sacred word are Kat n Ally. The only philosophers of the word, and can only know the true true reason behind it.

Kat: Immeh, immeh. I forgot my lunch!
Ally: Oh, immeh! U can have some of mine.
Kat: Immeh! Thanks!
Ally: No probs, immeh-head.

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love actually

a movie about how love actually is everywhere around us even though our world is precieved as a world of hatred. about how so many people are afraid to fly on air plaines since 9/11 and how airports are the place where you can always find love. for example at the baggage claim when u meet up with a loved one you always see hugs and kisses and nice things going around. how on 9ll all the calls from on board the plaine sertantly werent calls of hate they were calls of love. the movie also had a lot of really cute quotes. it follows many peoples love stories including the ones from a prime minister to people who double in porn scenes in movies. i loved this movie tho it was a little confusing to keep it all strait

((when mark talks to his step son about whats wrong and why hes been locking himself in his room and his son says its cuz hes in love))
"im relieved... it could be so much worse"
"worse? you think their are things that are worse then the total agony of being in love?"

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quickwankworthy

When something is only worth having a quick wank (masturbation) over.

If it isn't worth a short wank, it becomes 'not even quickwankworthy'.

Katie Price's sex tape is shit, it's not even quickwankworthy.

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