Mario

A well-known video game character that is characterised by his overconsumption of shrooms while undertaking several occupations and trying to get laid. Men named Mario are similar in these regards, being both a player and a jack of all trades in their careers. They are usually characterised by their rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and their witty sense of humour.

Girl 1: I can't get Mario outta my mind

Girl 2: Wtf I got with him too

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