spaghetti

a long wiggly neutral coloured thingy thing. it’s apparently edible but deep down we all know it’s alive.

hey bro want some spaghetti?

only if it’s dead bro

Busted Bill

basically stop being wet. don’t be such a wet wipe and do it man.

“i don’t wanna ride the rollercoaster”
“oh don’t be such a busted bill”