Ian

Ian is a strange specimen. He is yet thicc and skinny at the same time. He enjoys emptying his nutsack at inappropriate moments, such as during weddings or funerals. Ian cannot differentiate good and evil because his mear brain can't handle such complexity. A simple equation, such as 1+1 could be considered difficult for the creature. This "thing" feeds on cheese and cheese alone. Ian is afraid of Greg and Benjamin because these 2 creatures have tendencies of fighting over drugs and this startles Ian.

Я собираюсь изнасиловать Ian

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Benjamin

Benjamin is a discord catfisher that claims that he has a big peen. We cannot confirm if this is true or false, but we know for a fact that his hairline will always be on fleek. Benjamins usually do not like Majeds, because of their annoying behaviour and obnoxious voice. Benjamin has a tendency to expose his body to those who pay him. If you can't find your dog, it's most likely Benjamin who ate it.

damn, i got Benjamined on discord again

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