alright bri

just a top bloke that drinks john smiths

looks like part of the furniture at top spoons

defined as : that bloke stinks of alright bri

e.g plas madoc waterbaths stinks of alright bri

shattocks

- when you shit your pants to see if you would cum
- an nfl obsessed blonde lad who loves mother’s day

- fingers girls in switch

- loves to make pesto pasta in his flower underpants

- loves to rub their cock and balls on pillows
- wears malaga shirts or hollister

defined as - don’t come in my room i’m gonna do a shattocks