talent

Something One Direction and only One Direction obtains.

“Did you see Harry Styles sing yesterday? That man has talent!”
“What does talent mean?”
“Idk, I heard it in an interview yesterday and apparently it only makes sense when it’s in relation to One Direction.”

Daddy Devito

Daddy Devito is the best daddy. He’s better than Daddy Trump only because he’s met One Direction. Daddy Devito is the sexiest mofo because he’s dummy thiqq with two q’s. He’s one of the few people that deserve a Simone mug and Jess occasionally feeds Daddy Devito’s pet fish Vivek some Daddy Dorito crisps

Paul: Damn that man looks like he was crafted by angels! What’s his name

Louis: Why, that fine specimen is Daddy Devito. We should give him a Simone mug